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User:coldnose_sloth (14132319)
Name:Coldnose (Sloth)
Birthdate:1986-10-06
Bio:

Coldnose

Hi, I'm Coldnose. In descending order, I enjoy: sleeping, lying dimly-conscious in bed, playing with dogs, reverse engineering software, writing software, writing, and practicing exotic and bizarre methods of self-improvement.
This is my attempt to have a greater online presence. I chose the name Coldnose as my pseudonym because
  • It's cute, and animal-enthusiasts like me pick cute animal-related pseudonyms.
  • It's a surprisingly rarely used name, so I'm laying claim to it!
  • It announces that I am an animal-enthusiast (or perhaps a "furry").

Coldnose the sloth

  • If there were an objective test for furriness, I'm sure I'd score in the top percentile. But I'm ashamed to call myself one because furries are weirdos.
  • I've picked the tentative avatar of a Hoffmann's Two-toed Sloth, which I believe accurately represents my lazy dumb personality.

Coldnose the homo sapien

  • I'm 21 year-old college student in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
  • I am an Apple zealot of the most militant variety.
  • As a citizen of the 21st century, my life revolves around computers, so you can usually find me in front of one.

Coldnose the blogsmith/blogsman/livejournalist

  • Friending: If you e-befriend me, I'll probably e-befriend you. I like people who like me; I find it endearing.
  • Protected posts: I protect a lot of my posts for your protection. Protected entries usually regard a topic that most of my readers would find boring, obscene, or appalling and unforgivably monstrous. Do not be afraid, I am not a monster.
  • Contacting me: If I don't already know you, leave a comment on one of my posts. If you know my email address, use that. I'm also often connected to LJ's jabber server.

Finally, I am a thoughtless asshole -- but I'm trying to change! Please forgive me for being rude. My social skills are perhaps a little extremely rusty from disuse.
Interests:17: 2sense, a/ux, apple, brainfuck, c, copland os, furry, german shepherds, harris glenn milstead, murderous robots, raymond watts, reverse engineering, the bad plus, voluntary human extinction, wigfield, writing,
Friends:
People18:2_gryphon, 2guysreviews, arcypop, blaireau_bougon, chalain, corin91, ferroaisling, guma_kawauso, huskypupp, jakebe, kiswara, prismo, sjw2003, slothpuck, tuskyn, unclekage, zetawoof, zoocoyote
Communities5:drinkingfurs, macfurs, pawpet, pittsfurghers, positive_zoo
Feeds2:fakesteve, xkcd_rss
Friend of:11: arcypop, chalain, corin91, ferroaisling, guma_kawauso, huskypupp, kiswara, sjw2003, tuskyn, zetawoof, zoocoyote
Member of:5: drinkingfurs, macfurs, pawpet, pittsfurghers, positive_zoo
Account type:Basic Account

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